Still Calling Australia Home

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

eddiesteddy:

grumpysalmon:

This is like some sort of surreal dream

Ohhhh MYYYYYYYY godddd

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

gotitforcheap:

if melbourne is sooooo good, how come they’ve never won a single state of origin? marinate on that, you organic coffee drinking FUCKS 

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

romastreet:

never forget.

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

cozcat:

clocks-divorcing-ticks:

cozcat:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

serinalion:

korrasexual:

australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers

australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why…

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

australian-government:

thefaultinmysanity:

australian-government:

fun fact: in Australia we don’t have money. When we want to buy something we exchange it with vegemite.

Never forget the vegimite recession of ‘05

that was a dark time in Australian history. I remember how my father left to hunt for more vegemite and never came back…

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

vuittonbrown:

lady gaga as a mom