Still Calling Australia Home

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Thor is the God of Thunder

Chris Hemsworth is Australian

so, does that mean his nickname is The Thundah from Down Undah

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this is still my favorite joke ever

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

then why you and australiansanta have the same first name?
Anonymous

australiansanta:

australian-government:

um, i don’t think you know this but Australia is a country 

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jinx

spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

P.S. AUSTRALIA WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING COLD?

fuckyeahprettylittleliar:

IT’S KILLING ME.

clurex:

imaginary-imagination:

clurex:

real australian chips people

I still have an unopened packet of Hamish and Andy’s limited edition Gravy Chips from 2008.

they had them here a few weeks ago im pretty sure we still have some at the iga where i work

generalbooty:

"Where are the fukin durries and puncher you inbred tasmanian cunt. I wanna go have a cig on the loo"

- genuine overheard conversation on a regional australian train

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

Those Aussie Things: McLeod’s Daughters