Still Calling Australia Home
dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

pasqualinoh:

is australia even real i mean i live here and sometimes i have my doubts

pasqualinoh:

is australia even real i mean i live here and sometimes i have my doubts

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1
Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
Piss easy: extremely easy.
Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
Pissing down: Raining heavily.
Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

clcok:

I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me

America: gas station
Britain: petrol station
Australia: servo
strongfromtheinsideout:

straya!
Yeah, nah.
The Australian answer to everything (via hoiist)
kevrudd:

unfollovving:

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

he is in charge again

loving the support

kevrudd:

unfollovving:

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

he is in charge again

loving the support

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…
Yeah you right

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…

Yeah you right

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping