Still Calling Australia Home

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

diggly:

not a lie

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

theclearlydope:

I love Australia. You keep being you. 
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theclearlydope:

I love Australia. You keep being you. 

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boss-browbabe:

spoopydarnni:

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

THIS IS TERRIBLE

I knew there was a reason I did not trust them

boss-browbabe:

spoopydarnni:

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

THIS IS TERRIBLE

I knew there was a reason I did not trust them

what are some popular games in Australia?
Anonymous

australian-government:

underage drinking 

Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster
abbavevo:

i love australian news

abbavevo:

i love australian news

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

claphne:

child

why u scream

aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is