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WOAH CAPITALS - THANKS M8!!

 
heres the lineup guys and gals xx

 

heres the lineup guys and gals xx

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

dont want your fucking kangaroo

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

Reblog if you’re an NZ or Aussie blogger

bun-on-fire:

I love having you guys on my dash. 

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Thor is the God of Thunder

Chris Hemsworth is Australian

so, does that mean his nickname is The Thundah from Down Undah

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this is still my favorite joke ever

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

then why you and australiansanta have the same first name?
Anonymous

australiansanta:

australian-government:

um, i don’t think you know this but Australia is a country 

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jinx

spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

P.S. AUSTRALIA WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING COLD?

fuckyeahprettylittleliar:

IT’S KILLING ME.