WOAH CAPITALS - THANKS M8!!
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
George throwing a bitch to the floor
dont want your fucking kangaroo
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
I love having you guys on my dash.
Thor is the God of Thunder
Chris Hemsworth is Australian
so, does that mean his nickname is The Thundah from Down Undah
this is still my favorite joke ever
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
um, i don’t think you know this but Australia is a country
HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD
New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’
if i die resurrect me with this video
IT’S KILLING ME.