Still Calling Australia Home

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

Chuck a u’ey
Australian proverb (via aristophania)

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

sweatlikekeith:

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

eddiesteddy:

grumpysalmon:

This is like some sort of surreal dream

Ohhhh MYYYYYYYY godddd

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?