Still Calling Australia Home

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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australian-government:

Reality tv idea: fly foreigners to Australia with the sole purpose of letting them try vegemite and watch as they lose faith in humanity

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

iwillmindfuckyou:

officerockparks:

iwillmindfuckyou:

iwillmindfuckyou:

i was driving through newtown today (a very exciting suburb of sydney) and i was at a stoplight and two guy get out of the car in front of me while wearing morphsuits and start dancing on my car and then one comes over to my side and says i’m not leaving until you slap my ass

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did you slap his ass though?

of course i slapped his ass, he was fine as hell

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

nordicice:


quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy


O.O 
why would you call it cotton?
It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.


SUGAR SPIDER


The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

nordicice:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy

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O.O 

why would you call it cotton?

It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.

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SUGAR SPIDER

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The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

Chuck a u’ey
Australian proverb (via aristophania)

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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